Mr Wood reviews The Forbidden Valley by Essie Summers, a 1973 Mills & Boon/ Harlequin title

Life in Wood Hall after the Woodlings have been put to bed: Mrs. Wood types away on her Macbook and then stops to giggle. Said giggle interrupts Mr. Wood’s viewing of Behind the Scenes of the Making of the Documentary about Joshua Oppenheimer’s Third and As-Yet Unfinished Film about Indonesia. Or maybe it was Shaqtin’ a Fool’s “Best of JaVale McGee” Special. Regardless of the program specifics, the giggle caused Mr. Wood to hit the pause button and ask, “I’m trying to watch